COLUMBUS, Ohio — A fetus has been scheduled as a legislative witness in Ohio on a unique bill that proposes outlawing abortions after the first heartbeat can be medically detected.
Faith2Action, the anti-abortion group that has…
I’m so glad that I’m on hiatus from political commentary, cos I DO NOT HAVE THE WORDS for this.
I just
This country’s going to shit.
what the what?
are… are… …I’m literally starting to think “death to all Republicans” is solid policy and it’s scaring the hell out of...
First thing that came to mind was the evil brain in a jar supervillain from the original Ninja Turtles cartoon. Maybe I...
Excuse me while I go and vomit.
Seriously? However moving this may appear to...it still does not change
what the actual fuck?
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Shit man, in fucking COLOR?
I am ready to encourage my state to secede.
WHAT?
I can’t wait to hear what the fetus has to say!
A+
wtf columbus.
I was so sure this was from The Onion when I was reading it….. What the fuck?
…and how is this supposed to work exactly?
You mean THAT’S what a fetus is?! Oh, I had no idea!! Well that changes everything, I’ve gotta be pro-life now!
UMMMMM…you have to be a person to testify, yes? Fetus =/=person.
this even possible? How can...testify? I… just what?
It’s okay guys; my neurons are testifying after the fetus about...they totally let me...
^ seriously. I…what. like, shit, I have problems with children under 10 (or even 13) testifying because of how insanely...
Apparently a beating heart = humanity and therefore trumps the right of the mother?